The teeth of a dragon can be deadly, and if you've been bitten, chances are you'll catch dragon fever. This fever can cause serious illness or injury, and you must be careful to treat it with the proper materials. Fortunately, being bitten doesn't mean you'll turn into a dragon - that would be truly drastic. But there can be lingering side effects from a dragon's bite.
You may become subject to allergies you've never previously had. Virgins may begin to follow you around. Possibly unicorns too, if you live in the right part of the world. But the hope is that you not be bitten at all, of course.
To stay protected from dragon bites - and therefore, dragon fever - be sure to wear chain metal on both arms and legs, in addition to the upper body. Stay away from unexplored caves and deep ravines, and be careful not to make any noises that sound like a braying goat.
So stay safe and keep the dragons at bay. Good luck.
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Friday, May 27, 2011
Dragons Among Us
Remember when you heard tales of knights slaying dragons, damsels to be rescued from the ferocious beasts, and the mound of treasure each dragon collected and slept on? It's all true. Over the centuries, dragons were forced by hunting humans, to evolve or die. The Mother Dragon, hidden deep in her cave near the center of the Earth, found a spell to turn her dragon children into humans, a shapeshifting somewhat similar to the legend of the werewolf, although dragons are not slaves to the moon as the wolves are.
Since that time, dragons have walked among us. They look like us, talk like us, and the only way to tell them from regular humans is ... I can't tell you that yet, because I am writing this blog in secret and am not yet ready to be found. They have been looking for me, and yet I have evaded them these years by hiding in plain sight, with the sleight of hand of a pseudonym and the shield of 'fiction' to protect me. But make no mistake, when you realize the truth of these dragons, they will come for you too. Because they do not want humans to know their plan ... not until it's too late.
So come here, if you can, when you will not be watched, and I will update you on the dragons and their machinations. And do not despair, humankind, because I have a few dragon friends who are with me in my fight to stop them from taking over the world to rule as kings over us more fragile mortals. They can wait us out, because they live for a very long time, but those who stand with me are helping me prepare for them. We will help you, if you return.
Be wary,
JP
Since that time, dragons have walked among us. They look like us, talk like us, and the only way to tell them from regular humans is ... I can't tell you that yet, because I am writing this blog in secret and am not yet ready to be found. They have been looking for me, and yet I have evaded them these years by hiding in plain sight, with the sleight of hand of a pseudonym and the shield of 'fiction' to protect me. But make no mistake, when you realize the truth of these dragons, they will come for you too. Because they do not want humans to know their plan ... not until it's too late.
So come here, if you can, when you will not be watched, and I will update you on the dragons and their machinations. And do not despair, humankind, because I have a few dragon friends who are with me in my fight to stop them from taking over the world to rule as kings over us more fragile mortals. They can wait us out, because they live for a very long time, but those who stand with me are helping me prepare for them. We will help you, if you return.
Be wary,
JP
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